"We haven’t escaped the madness — it simply wears a new face, now."
this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
Hans is just a dick by default. Maybe that’s his last name. Hans Dick.
i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”
b…b…buy your…. man yogurt…. buy your…. man yogurt…. man yogurt…..RRRG ARE YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO SWALLOW LOADS OF MAN YOGURT????¿
SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW ALL OF THE MAN YOGURT NOW
the fuck is going on
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
- Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
- Police officers: ayyyy
- Investigator: ayyyy
- Corpse: ayyyy lmao